I think I'm going to eat the rest of the garlic Triscuits! I can't help myself! They are crunchy and garliclicious and they are so good with the soup I made! Ok, I controlled myself and left a few because I found the rosemary olive oil Triscuits! Nom Nom Nom!
My friend Lamp (I love Lamp) asks,
"Hey Pandora, should I open this box?"
I inquire and then reply,
In answer to your query, Pandora says,
"I suggest that someone who cares about you be standing by with random supplies when you open it. For instance, the following would all be appropriate:
A clean towel
A big box of Kleenex
Something to punch or to scream into
You never know what might be in there."
I added, "You have my number. I'll be prepared with all the above and oven mitts!"
A note from Future Lorelei...
You are going to continue looking back fondly on the time when Andrew aka Lamp was your roommate. You are going to regret misreading things sometimes and teasing him too much. You are going to appreciate that he liked you anyway. You are going to miss chatting over coffee. He will remain one of your favorite people that you rarely get to see. You also regret that. I hope you fix that soon.