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Bastard The Cat

6/11/2016

If you have sensitive ears, this cat has a potty mouth. This hilarious video is the creation of Nekomesha aka Nick McGill of Arkansas. He makes brilliant little video shorts and has a popular You Tube channel. There are playlists on his channel that split his videos into season 1 and Season 2. I highly recommend them. I find this video especially funny, not just as a cat person, but also because the cat sounds so much like Ze Frank, another witty You Tube comedian known for his True Facts videos.

Punny!

6/11/2016

Curried Seagull Anyone?

Seagulls are big scavengers so when someone at a curry factory left an open vat of Tikka Masala outside this seagull dove in to pick out the delicious saucy pieces of chicken, then he couldn't get out. Luckily he was rescued before he drowned, but it turned him bright orange!

The vets named him Gullfrazie but Twitter users came up with even more puns!
A few examples:

You can read more about the Saag-y Seagull's recovery and see a video here on NPR news.

Respect!

6/14/2015

Very Clever!

6/14/2015

I needed an unheartwarming story today!

6/14/2015

I needed an un-heartwarming story today!
Hahahahhahaha
‪#‎GoAheadAndLaughItsNotTrue‬

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University .

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same fucking elephant.

This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullshit stories.

Wouldn't It Be Nice?

6/11/2015

I'll take the million. I could help a lot of people with that!

Light Sabre Selfie Stick!

6/10/2015

You know you want to get on my dark side...

Punny!

6/10/2015

"This is historical!" George Takai

Take That Scammer!

6/10/2015

I really got a chuckle out of this! It imeadiately brought my friend Eve Edelson to mind. She is a filmmaker who has documented many internet scams on her web site, Scamorama, and has also written a book and a play nased on the topic!

Anyway, this fellow's response to a text messaging scam was just brilliant and hilarious! Enjoy!

This Guy Tried To Scam Someone Via Text Message...But What Happened Next Is Too Amazing..

Seriously, I have been pining to get hit by one of these spam texters so I can try this!
Brilliant Points 10 out of 10!

For exasperated parents everywhere!

6/14/2011

For exasperated parents everywhere whose kids won't go the f*** to sleep at bedtime!