ME: In other news, I seem to be having a great fluffy hair day! I'm thinking my hair is in the mood for a good puling. Is that bad?
LISA: I'll send the three little ones over to pull it nice and hard for you.
ME: Well, I really had a hair pulling of a more adult nature in mind.
LISA: *blank stare*
LISA: *gag spit choke*
JOLENE: No Way!
LISA: Yank it for her Jolene.
Jolene: If only I was closer. Hahahahaha!
ME: How did you manage to make those kids without any hair pulling? Really now! I love vanilla; vanilla perfume, vanilla ice cream, vanilla in my latte, but please don't expect me to BE vanilla! Besides, a little spanking and hair pulling is pretty tame these days. Hmm. Maybe I am vanilla after all. *sigh*
JOLENE: Pretty sure hair pulling came with both of my kids conception!
ME: Of course, I prefer it with contraception!