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6/10/2014

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Dear LiLi,

You know your human loves to cater to your every whim and preference.

She knows how much you hate, "specialty litters" in your toilet. As a rule all pellet litters must be refused. Pine & cedar bring on tne sneezing & wheezing. The World's Best Cat Litter gets a paws down & a frowny face. I know for you, it's plain old clumping litter all the way.

But, Mommy has decided to get you corn litter just this once because she simply cannot carry another heavy thing, especially up the stairs. So don't give me any grief cat!

I will 
bribe you with catnip later.

Love,

Lorelei

Dear Mom,

This is most inadequate! But I suppose I can suffer through, JUST THIS ONCE! I await copious amounts of catnip. You must learn to fear me more adequately in the future.

Love,

​LiLi
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