MEANWHILE BACK AT CASA CRAZY
MY CAT IS FAT
OUT AND ABOUT
And when you decline they still tell you "you know, you is a bootiful lady? Are you married? Well see you around here at the Arco station. "
This is a quote. Can't make this stuff up!
HOME NOT SAFE HOME AGAIN
I had decided that this was NOT going to be a night of uncomfortable, unpleasant bad vibey stuff.
Just parked and the volume & bass of the Weds night streaming " Absolute Worst of Burning Man" noise fest, which takes place in our basement at the back end of the house, is so loud I can hear it across the street with the windows rolled up!
To make things more interesting, my landlady is on the front porch talking to the "house guest." Since I am trying to avoid confrontation, I need to wait until she goes back to the basement before I go in.
(And I need to pee) Who would be the god you pray to for bladder control? Oy!
OH WHAT A RELIEF IT IS!
MADE IT INSIDE!
But I struck out at Ross. First time I have ever been there when they did not have space bags! They are so expensive everywhere else! I was hoping to squeeze down bulky items like costumes and winter coats! I guess the hunt will continue.
OH NO SHE DIDN'T!
Avril Levigne, what has happened to you? What's gone wrong? I see you are approaching 30. Are you having a crisis of cool? Trying to reclaim your teens?
Your "Rock n Roll" video was atrocious enough but this, "Hello Kitty" video offends the eyes AND the ears. Aside from the overzealous processing that has completely removed anything human from your voice, your Japanese is horrid, the song sounds horrible! And is that a Skrillex rip off?
How you could possibly think it would be cool for a white woman to act like a giggly Japanese girl bouncing around and clapping her hands and.....oh..I'm just not even going to bother any more. Hopefully, you'll get a grip and figure out how to do something brilliant and musical in the next few years because this shit is going to become increasingly embarrassing!
A NOTE FROM FUTURE LORELEI....
Oh, just you wait until 2018 when Taylor Swift decides to murder Earth Wind and Fire's, September .
Nothing will prepare you for this. I don't know why I am trying.